BREAKING NEWS!!!

By ledgewood

Today at around noon, Sean Miller returned to the Cintas Center and took the dry erase board from the practice court.  The dry erase board included two felt black erasers and rolled nicely on its four-wheeled legs. 

After being with the team for 7 seasons, the dry erase board will now be assisting the Arizona Wildcats in drawing up both offensive and defensive plays including the pick-and-roll, the 3-2 zone, and perhaps even the alley-oop screen.  Coach Miller has denied all rumors that he will actually learn and use any inbound plays with Arizona. 

“It’s going to be sad to see it go,” said Xavier Junior Derrick Brown.  “I didn’t want to believe that it was gone at first, but then I saw Coach Miller loading it into one of his new SUV’s today and it really hit home.” 

 

As of 3:00 PM eastern, there has been no word from Xavier Athletic Director Mike Bobinski if there were any sweet deals on Amazon.com lately or if the search for a new dry erase board has even begun.

3 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS!!!”

  1. spaethc Says:

    man we don’t have a prayer of keeping Parrom, Weatherspoon and Latham now that dry erase board is gone.

  2. jemartynowski Says:

    I think the dry erase board wasn’t as important as the media played it out to be. It seemed like all the good ideas were coming from the game film dvd players behind the scenes.

  3. ledgewoody Says:

    well i hate to break it to you, joey…

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